How do lesbians handle...

Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)

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I married Miss Right...

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

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What's white, smells, and can ...

Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter

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What's the difference between ..

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

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What do you call kids ...

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

What happened to the ...

Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A. Popeye almost killed him!

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Why is a pap smear ...

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

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