What happened to the ...

Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A. Popeye almost killed him!

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Why is a pap smear ...

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

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Why haven't they sent ...

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference ...

Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.

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How do men sort ...

Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Why did God create alcohol?

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex

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How do you make your ...

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

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What's the difference ...

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever

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What would happen if the ...

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

 

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What did the banana ...

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

What's the difference between...

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

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What's worse than getting ...

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

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Have you heard about...

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

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What doesn't belong ...

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

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Why don't women...

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

What do you call it ...

Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.
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Have you heard about ...

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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What doesn't belong in this ...

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
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Why don't women ...

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What did the elephant ...

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

What is a lesbian's ...

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
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Why did god create Adam ...

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

What is the difference between ...

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
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What does an old woman have ...

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
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What does an old woman have ...

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel
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