How do lesbians handle...

Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)

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I married Miss Right...

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

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What's white, smells, and can ...

Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter

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What's the difference between ..

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

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What do you call kids ...

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.